THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
HI.

You just magically disappeared at 10:15PM, and I miss you. So I'm "talking" to you here. I was going to "ask" this on fcukyeah but I was scared that Fiona Li would see it first and go "wtf".

HI.

Hi
Anonymous

Yes. “Magically”.

Sorry for disappearing on you again!

And thanks for this message! :)

You’re the cutest.

HI.

How come nothing annoys you any more?

JOKES. I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY.
Anonymous

HI DEAR!

In this context, I would use ‘anymore’. Also, I’m not busy, I’m just lazy.

You should make a list of things that annoy you too — you’d probably have more than I do. 

Suscess :)
Anonymous

HI BUDDY. HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU IN AGES.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHA OH CELIARRRRR YOU SO FUNNAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous

HI MIHO!
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW (I THINK? THAT’S WHAT I WAS TOLD)!
HOW EXCITING!

I don’t know why but I thought you were back already D:

I’m assuming (i.e. hoping) you did the “LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHA” etc on purpose in an attempt to annoy me. If so, it didn’t work :)

I'm taking notes.

(And yes, I know you know my IP)
Anonymous

HI

I MISS YOU

(I guessed it was you, but I checked just to make sure) 

you get annoyed by alot of things brah, chill out.
Anonymous

(Hence this blog.)

First message! Thank you, anonymous Canadian :)